New Stupid Second Life Gang Steal from the Rich and Give it to the Rich Too
A new Second Life gang (A clown gang) is becoming a serious problem in Second Life. They are professional, fast, dangerous, but they look like clowns
Second Life Pee System. Still in Beta!!!
The new Second Life Pee System is in Beta Production. Lindens hope this new feature will bring more realism to the metaverse.
Dumped Alts Cause a Major Backup in Second Life Sewer System
After years of flushing alts through the toilet, Lindens had to deal with a serious backup in Second Life Sewer System.
Rolling Stones in Second Life 2021! New World Tour Will Bring the Band to the Metaverse
Rolling Stones in Second Life in His New World Tour. This is the most realistic approach you will see for the band this millennium.
New Feature: Linden Will Ban with a Game Over Message
Linden will soon start banning residents with a “Game Over” message. The objective of this “game over ban” is to create a better and more immersive experience for the banned resident. In the past, they used to send an email message that nobody would read. Our insider in the lab commented that using that “game…
Second Life Avatar Goes Mental for Relogging First Time Since 2005
After being off for 15 years, a Second Life avatar goes mental when logging in. She was quickly intercepted by Lindens and taken to external facilities. How did Lindens know about this? Easy, this is the first time an avatar returns to the grid. Lindens had anticipated this scenario, so they added a routine to…
Linden Engineers Will Behave Like Second Life Oompa Loompas
In 2021, Linden is determined to enforce the staff visibility inworld, that’s why they will transform all engineers as Second Life Oompa Loompas. They will perform, sing and repeat gestures related to Oompas. According to our Insider, the song will be something like this: Oompa loompa doompety doo I’ve got a perfect bug for youOompa…
Linden is Stealing Prims from Servers and Building a Third Grid
Our Insider claims Lindens are stealing prims from the Second Life server to build a new third grid. According to our sources, regions have an average superplus of 10 prims. The company is taking those 10 prims to other servers to build something else. Our spies haven’t managed to access the new project schematics yet….
Lindens Dance the Conga When Someone Registers on Sansar
Our Mole in the company says Lindens dance the conga every time someone registers on Sansar. If you are wondering if alts count, our insider confirmed it. They do the same with alt accounts too. Lindens call that action “humping party in the office”. Linden CEO doesn’t join the conga party. Rumors say Ebbe Altberg…
Second Life Exorcist Expels the Human inside the Avatar
Second Life Exorcist managed to expel the human inside a young avatar. The human had managed to posses the full body and was forcing the avatar to behave in strange and terrifying ways. We will keep the name of the avatar in secret to protect her identity. In order to chat with other people, the…